Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breathe.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.
i've been listening to
this b-track from the ‘celestica ep’ from crystal castles and i looked up the lyrics unknowing that the entire song was about rape and murder. i had no idea, i feel so creepy.
nuclear arms can't hug people: its safe to assume... →
its safe to assume that, by our age, you should have some manners. but not so. apparently you can reach college but still eat like a cow, gnaw on chicken bones like a caveman, and smack so fucking loudly as you eat that it has the ability to piss people off. its absolutely disgusting. after two…
am i the only one
who thinks that it’s a little ridiculous when gay men wear leggings? i mean, i thought the way i wore my jeans was bad-but wow i guess i was just one up-ed. seriously, just put on some freaking pants you homo. [obviously attempting to be ironic.]
If someone wants to be in your life, they will...
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